Ay em istraybing beri match harder to koreknes my gramatical rongnes, yu noww? It's becoz ay am go tu da yunibersity of the country op the pilipins, yu noww? Layk, ay heb sow meni clasmeyts prom powbeyda, roodwose, asapmsyon, end iben sam porm di atiniyo (ay don noww way dey kol it arr-nee-yow, yu noww?) and gu lasal, yu noww? Layk, dey ar ol so match soshal with der spowkening dalars end starbukos, yu noww? Layk, der wass dis wan taym I wass dringking instanteynyus kopi in EyEs, layk, its eys-eysd kopi, end ders dis grup op priti gerls woking, yu noww? Layk, dey wer priti and dey hed eys-eys starbuko kopi op da barayti ay kenat iben pronawns karektly, yu noww? Layk, haw du yu sey dat ba, layk prapuchino? Its layk chinobela, yu noww? Dat ay ken releyt tu, yu noww? Layk, ep-por, kim saan dulo ng walang hanggan...
Eniwez, so der. Ay em beri match imprubing on may oral end annal (layk, da annals of confusion. Yu ha, yu tink bastos tots) english iskils, yu noww. Layk, ay praktis a lat mor nawadays. Layk, ay heb dis prend hu gru ap in di canada, end layk, ay tok tu her in english coz her tagalog is beri match wors dan may english, ay tels yu now, yu noww? End ay beri match aprishiyet her helping me learn so match, yu noww? Layk, naw, ay ken layk, yu now, conberss a litel wid her, yu noww? Bat mowst op de taym, aym layk, "da, ano, yu noww?" Yu noww?
Da rison way ay em rayting dis blag post layk dis, yu noww, is dat it is herting dip insayd wid in me to rid sam post hus meyking hertpul remarks to barok pipol layk me. Yu noww, its hard por as to be wid da tayms, layk, meyking uso. Bat its owkey, ay anderstan, yu noww. Coz tru ar misteyks, we lern, rayt? Yu noww?
Bat den der ar dis byutipul pipol, dis inteligent pipol hu nowws lerned english spowkening dalars end starbuko hu... ay don noww. Meybi dey meyk pan op us who noww less english, rayt? Dey ar olso meyking barok to der english end den dey lap. Ahh, ay don noww, yu noww?
So ay kol on to ol da lerned byutipul pipol hu nowws end spiks end rayts english well beri match, istap meyking barok yor english so wil be eybold to yus owar english carectly. Yu noww? Help yu help as.
